foxnewsofficial:

sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake

(via randomingoftherandomness)

escapekit:

$5 MAKES A DIFFERENCE

Ogilvy & Mather New Zealand has created a series of clever ads for wildlife organization Forest & BirdIncorporating actual money the ads show how even small donations of $5 can help “put a bird back in its natural environment”. 

 

(via thelovedbird)

dumbleday:

my life

dumbleday:

my life

(Source: famiry, via thelovedbird)

(i know she can’t read this but i want to rant)

Dear “friend”, don’t you fucking dare guilt trip me, or us. That’s not how friendship works. Yours sincerely.

Tags: me rant

relahvant:

this show is so fuckin deep man

(via thelovedbird)

cocvn:

versaceslut:

never forget the $290 Jil Sander paper bag

nor Balmain’s destroyed t-shirt for $1625

cocvn:

versaceslut:

never forget the $290 Jil Sander paper bag

nor Balmain’s destroyed t-shirt for $1625

(via thelovedbird)

yolobaggins:

daniellemertina:

i-kandi:

This is my confusion. I mean I genuinely need to understand….

Why does he need a fund? I know people are ignorant, racist, among many other things…..but if he’s on paid leave why are people “donating” to his cause.

To my knowledge they are not pressing charges which means he doesn’t need to cover legal fees, he left the city which means his bills are irrelevant….so I don’t understand.

That’s his reward money for murdering a Black child. The people who donated are specifically happy that he killed a Black child. Had he killed Sparky the dog then he would have been in trouble.

is this real?????? shit let’s all kill people so we can get fucking hundreds of THOUSANDS of dollars in “charity” donations

(Source: america-wakiewakie, via thelovedbird)

thebestofallpossible:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

guarding our galaxy

(via thegirlwiththemooglehat)

Anonymous said: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

image

Oh snap

BOOOOM

littlecatlady:

SO WAS ANYONE ELSE WATCHING THE VMAS AND SAW THIS CAR AD
AND THEY HAD TO MAKE THE GIRL HAMSTERS SEXY
THE FUCKIN HAMSTERS NEEDED FUCKIN TITS AND CURVES
GODDAMN YOU CAN’T GET A BREAK AS A GIRL EVEN IF YOU’RE A FUCKING H A M S T E R you STILL GOTTA BE SKINNY AND HAVE BIG TITTIES
they gave the hamsters TITS they could have looked exactly like the dude ones and just had the hair and the eyelashes BUT THEY HAD TO MAKE THE HAMSTERS SEXY???
I FUCKIGN QUIT

littlecatlady:

SO WAS ANYONE ELSE WATCHING THE VMAS AND SAW THIS CAR AD

AND THEY HAD TO MAKE THE GIRL HAMSTERS SEXY

THE FUCKIN HAMSTERS NEEDED FUCKIN TITS AND CURVES

GODDAMN YOU CAN’T GET A BREAK AS A GIRL EVEN IF YOU’RE A FUCKING H A M S T E R you STILL GOTTA BE SKINNY AND HAVE BIG TITTIES

they gave the hamsters TITS they could have looked exactly like the dude ones and just had the hair and the eyelashes BUT THEY HAD TO MAKE THE HAMSTERS SEXY???

I FUCKIGN QUIT

(via thegirlwiththemooglehat)